You don’t have a clue about the crossword, but you’re no ordinary bum. You darling, have such a bum! Take our crossword undie, and fill it in, spelled out in black and white. Such a bum! Made of 95% modal and 5% lycra.
Modal breathes easy and is ideal against sensitive skin. You won't feel sticky or sweaty—compared to cotton Modal is 50% more absorbent, and has a much softer feel. Stretching is good for you, and the Lycra loves a good stretch. Perfect for yoga and sundry acrobatics!
"You touched her heart?"
"No! Her bum. It's sort of, you know, heart shaped. Big heart."